HERE ARE THE FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT KCPE AND KCSE 2015 EXAMS

The Kenya National Examinations Council (Knec) on Friday September 19 launched the timetables for this year’s class eight and form four exams.

There have been fears that the on-going teachers strike that has led to closure of all schools in the country may see the national exams pushed back.

But Education Minister Jacob Kaimenyi has since allayed such fears and said national exams will continue as scheduled.

Here are quick facts you need to know about this year’s KCPE and KCSE exams.

1. Dates
KCPE will start on November 10 and end on November 12.
KCSE theory papers start on October 12, nine days earlier than the tradition in which the Form Four tests usually begin a day after Mashujaa Day.
The KCSE assessment for oral and practical examinations is scheduled to begin on September 28.
Technical and Business examination will begin on November 18.
Early Childhood Development Education certificate and diploma examinations will start on December 8.

2. Candidature
Knec says that it registered 937,467 candidates for the KCPE and 525,802 for KCSE exams.
This is a rise from 485,547 candidates, who sat the Form Four test in 2014, and 889,163 who did the KCPE exam.

3. Security and Transportation
Knec says that the exam will be conducted at a time when the El-Nino rains are expected that adequate measures are being taken to ensure that papers reach all 25,140 examination centers.
Further security officers have been increased from 2 to 6 in areas prone to insecurity as north eastern Kenya, some parts of the Coast and north rift.

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LADIES, Here Are 8 WEIRD Things That TURN MEN ON...THIS WILL #KILL HIM IN BED!

1. The Smell of Pumpkin Pie
Forget the Chanel No. 5, ladies. Chicago’s Smell and Taste Research Center found the scent of pumpkin pie mixed with lavender increased men’s penile blood flow more than 23 other fragrances. Why? The combination might conjure up memories of a pleasure-filled meal or simply make men feel extra-relaxed. Thanksgiving desserts and potpourri may seem innocent enough, but bake a pie next to a sprig of lavender, and your hubby may suddenly want to take a trip to the bedroom.

2. Fear
Terror as a turn-on? It seems that way! University of British Columbia researchers dispatched two sets of men to stand on two separate bridges—one reassuringly sturdy and another that was long, shaky and suspended 230 feet in the air. Next, they sent a beautiful female assistant to ask the two groups to fill out a survey. Those on the precarious bridge gave more risqué answers to her questions. Feeling threatened is linked to arousal in the brain, which may have spurred those men to open up. Who knew anxiety could be such effective foreplay?

3. The Color Red
Consider that little red dress for your next date. In a study published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, researchers instructed men to rate pictures of women wearing different colored clothing. Guys said the ladies in crimson were most attractive, even more than the exact same women donning other tints! Cultural conditioning, thanks to red-light districts and rosy Valentine’s Day hearts, could play a part in the appeal. But biology may be to blame, too: Female humans and other primates go red in the face before ovulating, which attracts males during this most fertile time.

4. Long, Shapely Arms
You may want to give your gams a break and focus on toning your arms instead. Researchers at the University of New South Wales in Sydney, Australia, showed male volunteers videos of women. Men consistently rated those with long arms among the most attractive, whereas ladies with lengthy legs didn’t even make the list. The theory behind the results: Long arms may make a woman look slimmer, indicate that she’s highly functional or suggest she gives great hugs.

5. Matching Lingerie
And not because men are picky about colors or fabrics. Rather, guys prefer coordinating lingerie because it shows the woman put extra money and energy into clothes no one gets to see but him, says relationship expert April Masini, author of Think & Date Like a Man. So consider springing for a new set of matching unmentionables next time you want to give your spouse a sexy surprise. For a double dose of allure? Choose a pair in red.

6. Full Hips and Thighs
Another reason to love your body (if you’re not a statuesque model, that is): Many men prefer thicker thighs. One evolutionary explanation from scientists at the University of Pittsburgh and the University of California, Santa Barbara is that thicker hips and thighs contain omega-3 fatty acids, which can pass from an expecting woman’s bloodstream to her placenta, nourishing babies’ brains. But if your thighs are on the slender side, you can still make your child smarter.

7. Women Near Them
For ladies on a love-hunt, the Propinquity Theory of Attraction suggests looking no further than your current locale. "Men can be drawn to women, not just based on commonalities, but more so on a regular shared proximity," explains Kailen Rosenberg, a relationship expert and founder of matchmaking firm Kai-len Love and Life Architects. Rosenberg notes that male coworkers are more likely to pursue female colleagues who frequent the same restaurants they do. "As much as men feel they want change, they actually respond strongest to stability and familiarity," she adds.

8. Your Se'x Toys
“Women are often uncomfortable using a vibrator in front of their partners for fear he will feel extraneous or offended,” says Sue W. Goldstein, health educator and program coordinator for San Diego Se'xual Medicine, a healthcare facility. But many men find it incredibly aro'using to watch their partner use se'xual enhancement products. Men operate visually, so watching you please yourself is a turn-on, whether he’s involved or not. So don’t feel shy bringing props into the bedroom.

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HILARIOUS!!! 10 CROPS 'ENTERPANUA' HUDDAH MONROE GROWS ON HER IMAGINARY 10 ACRE PIECE OF LAND

1. Cucumbers

2. Potatoes

3. chilli

4. Bananas

5. Tomatoes

6. Red pepper

 7. Eggplant

8. Watermelon and ....???

9. Strawberries

10. This exotic plant from Ibiza 

11. Genetically modified sugarcane

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4 THINGS WOMEN WANT YOU TO DO TO THEM IN BE'D BUT THEY ARE TOO AFRAID TO ASK...MEN THIS IS A MUST READ IF YOU WANNA S3XU@LLY S@TISFY HER

It is easy for men to focus on the act of r3ceiving pl3asure when it comes to 1nt1macy, but the things that can make a girl truly sw00n can be very surprising.

F0r’eplay: 

A woman needs to get adequately tur’n3d-0n before the actual s3;x begins. While a man is usually always r3ady for action without prea’mble, a woman needs some time to w@rm up. She would be completely grateful if you take the time to please her through means like d1rty t@lking, k1ss1ng, t0'uching and so on. When she is ready, you would know it, and it would become a better experience between the both of you

Comfort: 

Another way to make sure she is satisfied is when you give her an opportunity to r3lax and let go. A w0man needs to get comfortable with herself and what she is about to do for her to be able to give you her best. Make sure you consider her comfort level. Avoid situations that would leave her feeling pressured or nervous 

Take Your Time: 

M@'king L0've to a woman often requires a lot of patience. Be in control of her pl3a’sure and avoid rushing her through the process 

Be A Gentleman: 

Instead of just turning over and going to sl33p after the act, take a moment to cud’dle her, compliment her and basically make her feel g00d about what you both just did. No woman wants to be left feeling like a used piece of me'at after s3’x. 

It is discovered that most men do not take their time to know their kind of woman before going int1m@te with them and as a result, most relationships do not last as most men become selfish, when they are in b3’d.

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10 SHOCKING COMMANDMENTS FOR RAY C'S HUSBAND TO BE

Rehema Chalamila alias Ray C has revealed the qualities of a potential husband. She took Instagram to point out that she was searching fo a hubby and on the same outlined exactly what she wants in a man.
Here is what the Na wewe Milele singer wrote on Instagram;

Habari zenu wapendwa wote dunia nzima!Leo na habari nzuri sana kwenu,Naomba kuwatangazia kuwa natafuta mchumba wa kuishi nae milele! nataka niwe nae milele na nimzalie watoto wawili wa kike na wakiume!!!! Ila naomba niwambie kabisa masharti

• Awe mpole ili nikikasirika anibembeleze. (He should be gentle and able to comfort me when sad.)
• Awe anapenda muvi za kihindi ili nikiwa na stress aniwekee nyimbo za kihindi maana ndio raha ya moyo wangu.(He should fancy Indian movies and play me interesting Indian songs when I am stressed.)
• Asiwe muongeaji sana sababu huwa sipendi makelele.(He should not be talkative as I detest noise.)
• Anipende na ubonge wangu huu asije akaanza kunambia baby anza mazoezi au dah baby zamani ulikuwa bomba au rudisha kiuno hapo hatutaelewana.( He should find me attractive in my current body size, not later on asking me to lose weight.)
• Awe ananipikia nikichoka maana navutiwa nikimuona mwanaume anapika. (He should be able to cook when I am tired. I find that sexy.)
• Awe na mimi muda wote maana na wivu sana ikiwezekana tufanye kazi ofisi moja au awe ofisi ijengwe hapo hapo nyumbani. (He should at all times be with me, and if possible work together in the same office, doing the same job)
• Awe mvumilivu maana nikiwa na hasira huwa naongea kwa sauti ya juu sana.(He should be patient as I have the tendency of shouting when angered.)
• Asiwe na rafiki wengi,na akitaka kuonana nae na mi niwepo maana si mnajua wanaume tena wakikutana huwa wanashaurina mabaya. (He should not have many friends. If he wants to meet his boys he should do that with me by his side. I know men negatively influence one another in absence of their partners)
• Awe anajua nyimbo zangu zote ndio ntaamini kweli ananipenda. (He should know all my songs by name; that will show met he truly values me.)
• Sharti la mwisho kabisa ambalo ni muhimu sana kwangu ni hili tuwe tunatumia simu moja na namba moja. (The last and most important thing, we must use one phone and same telephone number.)

“Maana kanisani tunafundishwa kuwa ndoa maana yake tumeungana na kuwa kitu kimoja kwahiyo kama mume na mke tunalala pamoja kitanda kimoja na kuishi pamoja kwanini tusitumie simu moja! Sioni tatizo! Kama una ndugu, jamaa, kaka, rafiki yuko single basi mjulishe tangazo hili huezi jua unaeza ukashangaa. nimekuwa shemeji yako au wifi yako”

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TOP 20 SIGNS THAT A WOMAN IS H0RNY...MEN PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE THE SIGNS. READ AND GIVE HER...(WATCH VIDEO +18YRS ONLY )

TOP SIGNS THAT A WOMAN IS H0RNY. (MEN ONLY)
1. She touches or plays with her hair while talking to you.
2. She can’t keep her hands still and keeps adjusting her dress or shirt.
3. She says the words “us” or “we” referring to you and her in the conversation.
4. She touches you during the conversation.
5. She asks what your plans are later
6. She asks if you have a girlfriend. if you’re single
7. She asks you if she “knows you from somewhere”
8. She directly talks to you before you open up
9. She lingers next to you for a while and keeps looking at you either blatantly or discreetly. (I remember when I was younger girls would stand next to me and make eye contact but I didn’t say anything I would just keep looking around

10. She gives you personal answers to questions you ask or gives alot of personal information during conversation (values, reasured life experiences, etc.) when you haven’t known her for that long.
11. She grins/smiles alot while you’re talking to her. I’m talking flirty smile not hyperactive show­ALL­your­ teeth smile, though that can mean she’s either a crazy bi tch or an EXTREMELY h0rny girl.
12. If she’s with her group of friends and her back is facing you, and her friends keep looking back and forth between you and her. Sometimes girls do this where they want to know if you’re checking them out but have their friends do it so they don’t have to be caught checking you out.
13. She holds eye contact with you for extended periods of time n forgets the conversation..(were you saying again)


14. She looks you up and down or looks at your lip when she’s not making eye contact.
15. She laughs/giggles at even the stupidest and unfunny shit that comes out of your mouth when you know you fucked up a joke or a line.
16. She mentions at some point in the conversation some discontent about where she’s staying tonight or where she’s staying when you meet her
17. She says she wants to try/to see something that you mentioned you have at your crib, without explic itly saying she wants to go to your crib.
18. She gives off an interested vibe when asking u questions. She asks personal questions (what made you decide to…?) or wants to know your opinion (What do you think of the people [me] around here?) and alot of questions. Especially if she tries to probe how much action you get from other girls by asking other questions whose answers indirectly imply how much you get. (Oh do you travel alot to [country xyz with hot chicks]?)
19. She leans forward into you when you’re talking to her (she might do this subconsciously but it’s still an IOI)
20. Openly compliments you.
21. She tilts her head to the side when looking at you or talking with you.
22.She gets comfortable around you and asks when your friend or room mate will come…. It’s time br0.. get off facebook n act a man.. bring her closer…show her a phone game.. let her body touch yours… Her breath n heart rate will increase rapidly.. gently hold her hands and her hair.. look directly into her eyes and reach for her lips…she will gently close her eyes… thats it… thank me later.. JoyTrue or False

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4 SHOCKING SECRETS WOMEN NEVER TELL THEIR MEN...This Could SAVE RELATIONSHIPS

Although men have been overtime tagged with the characteristics of not talking and being able to keep secrets, the woman race has been noted for keeping some things secrets even with the talking nature they are known for.

Often times, relationships do not work out due to some things a woman expects from her man but the man in the picture can not even point out what exactly the woman want. Yes, women are known to be very open and can be extremely talkative creatures in comparison with men, but you will be surprised that not only men have some things to hide, but women also have some secrets.

For every one woman, be rest assured that there is a mystery attached. Most men feel the female gender can never be satisfied but hey!, here are basic things you must know as a man to get along well…and not only get along well, but to look like a ‘god’ in front of your woman in all situations

Women Love Surprises. No woman likes a boring ‘nothing-new-to-look-forward-to-man’, same way a man does not like a boring woman. The term ‘boring’ for a man does not mean same thing for a woman. Women like crazy surprises, surprises that can brighten up a moody face. Now, do not get it wrong, surprises do not necessarily mean spending money…helping out with the dishes while she cooks will sure gladden her heart.

Making the bed while she tends the children to sleep will surely clear out all the day’s stress and get her willing to yield for any of your favorite s3xcapades…you know what I mean! Even if it is a gift, it necessarily does not have to be expensive. Be rest assured that when she realizes the fact that some effort has been taken to make her feel happy, you will be soon rewarded.

Women Like To Be Part Of Every Decision-Making Process. Do not be deceived by what anyone tells you about a man being the head and Lord of the house. Yes, women know that their men have naturally been saddled with the responsibility of making decisions for the home, but even when they know that fact, they still want to be a part. Even when a woman knows her husband still has the final say, she feels appreciated when her opinion or view is consulted by her husband concerning an issue.

It goes a long way to suggest to the woman that she is just not a figure head but her opinion really matters! Dear men, boost the egos of your woman today, make them feel they are important in the house and not just the ‘kitchen manager’.

Women Want Men To Decode Their Various Body Languages. Women are mostly known to have a sixth sense, especially if it concerns relationships. Women have been penned down to be very sensitive when a man is involved. No little detail can go down the drain when a relationship is question, that is why it is widely assumed that there is no way a woman will not know a friendship-relationship that will blossom into something more cordial.

Women want to be in a particular home dress and have their man decode what they want or how they really want it or relatively how they are feeling at the moment without having to say a word. A woman desire a kind of relationship that just like the football field, the referee need not talk but will just blow his whistle and phew!..the footballer(s) know what he means.

Every Woman Want A Honest Man. Even when dishonesty is the order of the day, a lot of women, if not all, want to be seen and attached to a man with a great repute. Every woman want to be happy to be linked with a man that everyone thinks has a great character with little or no flaw.

Women want to be able to gist about their men with other women without thefear of being tackled or questioned about his behavior. To them, being a great man starts from having what some other women’s men do not have, which makes them shine more in the midst of their friends.

Sure there are other things women want; things like telling them how much you love them very often, being there for them always and many more,…with the list above, you have just read some of the innermost thoughts of every woman, although some of them might not own up to this

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BEST-KEPT SECRET EXPOSED...FORMER DEPUTY CHIEF JUSTICE NANCY BARAZA SPILLS SHOCKING DETAILS ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP WITH SAUTI SOLS BIEN AIME

The best-kept secret in town is now out; Bien-Aime Baraza is the son of former Deputy Chief Justice Nancy Baraza, she of the (in)famous “you should know people” phrase.

Ms Baraza made the revelation to Nairobi News during an interview in Nairobi on Saturday.

Bien-Aime is a member of the popular all-boy band Sauti Sol who have been arguably Kenya’s top act in the last few years.

Some of the most popular hit by the group include Lazizi, Sura Yako, Nishike and Nerea.

The group is currently riding high on their latest album Live and Die in Afrika.

AWARD WINNING GROUP

The other members of the multiple awarding winning music group are Willis Chimano, Savara Mudigi and Polycarp Otieno.

That’s not all. Ms Baraza is also the mother of another celebrity, Yuri Baraza, a social media manager and sports presenter at Capital FM.

The former judiciary boss grabbed headlines in 2012 when damning accusations were made against her to the effect that she intimidated and allegedly pinched the nose of a security guard at a Nairobi shopping mall.

The incident at the Village Market touched off public uproar that eventually forced Ms Baraza to resign after a tribunal, constituted on the recommendation of the Judicial Service Commission, ruled that she had brought disrepute to the judiciary

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10 SHOCKING THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT DIAMOND PLATNUMZ LOVER AND BABY MAMA ZARI

Diamond’s lover, Zari Hassan, is arguably one of the most popular female celebrities in East Africa.

From the men she beds, the clothes she rocks and the vehicles she drives, Zari Hassan is news any day. Even though her life is there in the limelight for her fans to see, there are some little known facts that are not known to the public. 

Take a look. 

1.She used to be a musician 

Majority of people who know Zari Hassan know her because of showbiz rather than her music. Zari used to sing and was even nominated for a channel O award in 2007 in the best East African video category. 

2. She Was Born in 1980 (35 Years ago) 

Zari Hassan is 35 years of age. We have to give it to her for maintaining such a youthful years despite being in her mid thirties. Zari Hassan is currently in a relationship with Tanzanian music heartthrob Diamond Platinumz who is only 25 years of age. Talk of the classical cougar. 

3. Zari Hassan Has Four Children 

Her real name is Zarinah Hassan and has 4 children namely, Pinto, Quincy Did and newly born Queen Latifah. 

4. She Is From Jinja 

Zari Hassan is from the source of the Nile. She grew up in Jinja and attended Jinja Girls High school for her secondary education. Those who know her back in the days say she was ratchet as hell. 

5. She is educated in London 

If you thought that it was only beauty without brains then you are wrong. Zari Hassan is London educated with a Diploma in Cosmetology. That explains a lot because she is always on point with her makeup. 

6. She Is From 3 Different countries 

Her heritage is confusing and you can’t really tell whether she is Ugandan , Burundian or Indian. According to her official website, her grandfather from her maternal side is Indian while the grandfather from paternal side Somalian while the grandmother is from Burundi. So what’s Zari Hassan’s nationality? 

7. She is a Channel O Award Winner 

She had been nominated for the best East African video in 2006. In 2008, Zari Hassan won a channel O Video award for the best East African award. Yes, even though she is not singing anymore, Zari Hassan has been there and done that. 

8. She has s3x Tape 

It was released just the other week and has received mixed criticism. We had written an article on Ugandan celebrities that should release their s3x tape and it did not take a week before her video was leaked. 

9. She Is Dry as a Rock 

Social media was awash with negative comments when Zari’s intimate video was released. Everyone was saying Zari Hassan is as dry as a rock. Even Isaac Luggede a former lover confirmed the allegations. 

10. She Doesn’t Give a Damn 

Zari Hassan is a strong woman. She doesn’t give 2 sh#ts on what the media has to say about her. She has been involved in several controversies and is always calm when addressing them. There you go, that is Zari Hassan for you.

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MUST READ...REASONS WHY MEN LOVE MORNING S3'X MORE THAN WOMEN

It has often been noted that women are h0'rny at night while men relish morning s3'x. Have you ever experienced it? It's true.

Most men tend to feel tired and l0usy at night and even though their wives put up all the r0m@nt1c stuffs up for them to get some acti0n, all they do is li'e on the bed and sn0re. On the contrary, when men get a h@'rd 0n in the early morning, their wives just don't seem to be in the m00d.

Ever wondered why? As the studies point out, it all comes down to the play of h0rm0nes. The t3st0sterone levels in men is at its peak during the m0rning h0urs. That is the reason why men feel more h0'rny in the morning while women love to hold on to their pillows.

Interestingly, a man's t3st0sterone levels are up even before he wakes up from sleep in the morning. Women also secrete t3st0sterone but at very minimal levels and it is at a high only in the night. Here are a few reasons why men want to have s3'x in the morning. Take a look.

T3st0ster0ne Levels Are High In The Morning
As discussed, the t3st0ster0ne levels are high in men during the early morning hours. Studies have found that the longer and deeper a man has slept at night, the higher will be his t3st0ster0ne levels. A man's t3st0ster0ne levels are at its highest in the morning while that of a woman is at its lowest.

Stress Hormone Curbs S3'x H0rm0ne
As the day progresses, both men and women have to get ready for their work. At this time, c0rtis0l which is the stress hormone rises up and it curbs the s3'x hormone. It lowers the s3'x drive of both men and women.

Fl1rting H0rm0nes
Men keep producing t3st0ster0ne hormones steadily throughout the day. So, at the later part of the day the man's h0rm0nes along with his nervous system tends to make him more fl1rtati0us. For example, if a man happens to see an attractive colleague, his brain releases feel-good neur0transmitters endorphins which triggers the blood flow to a man's g3nit@ls. Thus, men tend to be more fl1rtati0us during the noon time.

When Women Take Control As the evening approaches, men's t3st0ster0ne levels start decreasing while that of women start to rise. At this point an 3r0tic movie or r0mant1c music is enough to make a woman h0'rny. But even though a man's t3st0ster0ne level is low, it is still comparatively high than women. That is why men end up having more s3'x in the evening than morning. Since the woman is at her peak of t3st0ster0ne levels at night, she is more likely to take control and make the l0vem@king experience all the more p@ssi0nate.

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5 REASONS WHY LUO WOMEN MAKE THE BEST WIVES...NUMBER 2 AND 4 ARE ON POINT

1. Her Attitude
No one brings a finer attitude to the table like this Mama. She doesn’t act like she needs you. Even though she terribly and desperately does. She’s her own woman. Grown @'ss and very fiercely independent. She’ll be head over heels for you but she won’t show you. And if she does,brother,you will li'ke it.

Nothing makes a man want to stay with a woman even more than being made he’s not needed. Women have used this trick for thousands of years. And it always works. Act like you don’t need him and you’ll never lose him.

2. The S3'x
Luo mamas serve you something you haven’t eaten before. She’ll be'nd that b0'dy so hard, spread those th1'ghs so w1'de, arch that back so proper, lift up that d3'rriere so nice, you will be swimming in unlimited s3'xual e'cst@'sy. She can gi've it you you. Just the way you like it.3. Kitchen Skills 
Have you eaten her food? No? Why? Who are you? D@'mn you! Go try this girl’s food. Today! And you’ll experience a rare culinary baptism. Luo girls can cook themselves to de'ath. Food so sweet,so tasty, so scrumptious,you may need to 0rg@'sm. To her, cooking is an art. A duty. Not some b0'ring occupation she has to be dragged to because the man is hungry.

4. Fiercely Protective Of Her Man 
The thing about this woman is,when she notices that there’s some other little girl coming for her man, she doesn’t start a fight with the man. But with the little girl.

And by fight I don’t mean like a little argument via WhatsApp. And a few angry emojis. No. I mean, FIGHT. Like, a full-on, nasty, thorough fight. She’ll show up on the door of the alleged side b1'tch. Knock it like a team from the Reece Squad

5. She’s Just Wifely In Nature 
The Luo girl is generally wifely from all angles. She’s polite, obedient, respectful and more than ready to be tamed and made a wife. Unlike other women, she seems to have some serious respect for her man. And seems to be ready to be number two. Ready to play the part. And ready to submit to his authority. She doesn’t question much, doesn’t strive to be at par with the man that much and learns her place pretty fast. All men love such a woman. From day one, the Luo girl is already ready to be your wife. And to do all those little wifely things

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MEN THIS IS A MUST READ,,, HERE ARE 5 SHOCKING FACTS ABOUT THE P3'NIS THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW...NO. 4 & 5 ARE JUST UNBELIEVABLE

So you have had a p3'nis all you life and you think you know it all? Or you are a woman and you are just a d1'ck enthusiast. Inspired by Pulse, here are some facts you probably did not know 1. There are gr0wers and there are sh0wers
While some men might look quite hung in their Calvin Klein’s tightie-whities and some might look..well…not so end'0w3d; research shows that the true size of an er'3ct p3'nis cannot be told from the slee'ping p3'nis. In fact the bigger a p3'nis looks when asle'ep, the less percentage increase it will have when st@nding. So ladies, don’t judge a book by its cover.

2. It shri'nks if unused
If you are a guy and you aren’t getting s0'me, it is advisable to whip out that Vaseline and your trusted right hand because science has certified that if you do not use it, you will lose it. The smooth muscles in your p3'nis require oxygen from blood that rushes to the p3'nis during er3'ction to avoid shri'nkage. Now you know.
4. The p3'nis can break even though it has no bones
P3'nis trauma is a real thing even though humans are the only primates with no bones in our p3'nis. It mostly happens durng s3'x so please be careful with the cowgirl position as it is most likely to happen in that motion.

5. The p3'nis can stand in the w0mb and the t0mb
Last but not least, yes, the p3'nis truly has a mind of its own. You can have an e3'cti0n in the womb and in your tomb. Without even thinking of it blood can flow down your lifeless body and into the arteries and other vessels responsible for er3'cting the p3'nis. Hopefully it wouldn’t betray you at your open casket funeral.

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9 MOST STRANGE AND SHOCKING S3'X TRADITIONS AND RITUALS THAT HAPPEN AROUND THE WORLD

1. Sharing wi'fe with brother, The Nepalese.
As indicated by an article in Psychology Today, “the majority of a c0'uple of p0ly'andr0us social orders rehearse what anthropologists call friendly p0ly@ndry, where a gathering of siblings shares a wi'fe.”

2. Saut d’Eau, followers of the Voodoo and l0ve rituals.
Voodoo specialists make this trip every mid-year to adore the goddess of @ffection. Really typical stuff, isn’t that so? Picture a cluster of bu'ck-exp0sed individuals c0nt0rting and wr!ggl1ng around in mud blended with the blood of yielded creatures, with dairy animals and goat heads tossed in with the general mishmash.

3. Kids doing $3x at the age of 6, The Trobrinaders.
The young ladies need s3'x in the same amount as folks, and children begin having int3rc0urse at an extremely youthful age — 6-8 for the young ladies and 10-12 for the folks — with no social shame.4. Public m@sturb@ti0n, Ancient Egyptian Pharaohs
As indicated by S3'x and Society, “even the back and forth movement of the Nile was thought to be brought about by Atum’s (the divine force of creation) discharge. The old Egyptians were so enlivened by the demonstration of self-incitement that at the celebration of the god Min, who spoke to Pharaoh’s s3'xual strength, men j3rk3d 0ff out in the open.


5. Stealing each others’ wife, The Wodaabe
The Wodaabe’s first marriage is orchestrated by their guardians in earliest stages and must be between cousins of the same ancestry.

6. H0m0s3xu@lity in Ancient Greece.
Greek society did not recognize s3'xu@l l0nging or conduct by the $3'x of the members, yet the part that every member played in the $3x demonstration, that of the dynamic p3n3trat0r or the aloof infiltrated.7. P3d3r@sty in Ancient Greece
The most widely recognized type of same-s3'x connections between guys in Greece was “p@id3rastia” signifying “kid love.” It was a relationship between a more established male and an immature youth.

8. S3m3n Drinking Tribe, The Sambians, Papua, New Guinea.
A strange tribe in Papua, where boys are sent on exile at the age of 7 years and have to live with other males for 10 years. In this 10 years, the boys have to undergo a s3vere ritual where their skin is p1erced to remove the f3male c0ntamination. In addition, they incur vomiting and nose bleeding due to consuming a large amount of sugarcane. To adjust the situation, the tribal boys have to consume the s3m3n of seniors, which is believed to increase strength and growth. Later, when they return to tribe all boys nose bleed at the same time when their wives m3'nstrual cycles.



9. Barbaric ritual, The Mardudjara, Australia.
Mardudjara Aboriginal ceremony includes an uncouth c1rcumcisi0n took after by the c1rcumc1sed male ingesting his own f0r3skin. After he heals up, the p3'nis is then cut the long way on the underside, in some cases the distance to the scr0tum. Blood is then trickled over a flame with a specific end goal to refine it. From that point on, the male will ur1nate from the underside of his p3'nis rather than the ur3thra. Strange and shocking!

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TRUE STORY; My Personal Encounter With A Mad Woman

This happened a few years ago and I thought I should share. Before this I had often wondered who impregnates mad women. Who are the men doing so? Who in their right mind sleeps with them? This encounter answered my question. Please read on.

After four days at the hospital where I had an Appendicitis operation, the doctors cleared me to go home. My mum wanted to go to the bus stop and get a taxi but I declined. After four days coupled up in the hospital bed I needed some fresh air and a bit of exercise.

We got to the bus stop and joined the rest of the passengers waiting for vehicles. A mad woman appeared. I have seen her a couple of times at the bus stop with other mad folks begging for money. She was tall and lean with a black torn short covering her womanhood and a yellow faded ankara thrown over her shoulder leaving her stomach and thighs bare. She moved from one passenger to the next begging for money. Finally, she stood before us,gave us a bewitching smile.

"Fine Mama and fine aunty, help me with some change" she said in Igbo.

I drew back to ward off the smell emanating from her unwashed body. My mother quickly opened her bag while holding her breath and brought out a 100 Naira note which she dropped on the mad woman's outstretched palm. She beamed her thanks and was about to go when a dread locked mad man on brown underwear walked up to her. She giggled like a school girl when she saw him. I glanced at my mother. She was watching them too. They struck a conversation in Igbo.

Mad man: Nne, kekwanu? How re u?
Mad woman: (giggles) I am fine. (Another giggle)
Mad man: Did I offend u?
Mad woman: Ah! Noooo!
Mad man: if I didn't offend you then why didn't you visit me like u said?
Mad woman: Okkkkkkk! (She scratched her hair then her buttocks)
Mad man: Is it that I didn't do it well the other time? Was it painful?
By then, my jaw dropped. Mama's jaw dropped even further.
Mad woman: (giggles) no, you did it well
Mad man: Then why didn't u come? Is not good oo
Mad woman: I will come today. Yes, today. I ll come. Today
The mad man grinned at her: Ok.

He turned and swaggered off, his member nodding between his legs. The mad woman ran towards a yellow bus discharging some passengers and began another round of begging.

My mother whispered. "Nne, please tell me that what I just saw and heard is all a dream"
I cleared my throat, plied open my numb lips and replied,
"No, Mama, it isn't a dream but I wish it is"
We still joke and laugh about it today.

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Meet The HOTTEST Female ATHLETES In Kenya...PHOTOS

Here are the drop dead gorgeous Kenyan beauties who are loved not just for their staggering sporting achievements but also for their stunning looks:

1. Mercy Cherono (Athletics) – She hails from Kipajit village in Sotik, Bomet County. The Commonwealth Games 5,000m champion attributes her beauty to regular exercise and a healthy diet.

“I train every day, running 20 kilometers and I also eat healthy as part of my routine for maintaining beauty,” she once told Daily Nation.

Cherono also loves fish and takes lots of fruits and vegetables but avoids fatty foods.

“My must have products are foundation, powder, eye pencil and lip balm. I do not however wear them when training on the track,” she says.

When not clad in sports gear, Cherono prefers African attire from designers who custom-make outfits that accentuate her looks.

2. Janet Wanja (Volleyball) – The former student of Mukumu Girls High School is one of the most recognizable volleyball players in Kenya. Her achievements in sports makes her more endearing to her fans. Wanja is also the elder sister to Tusker FC’s Kevin Kimani who was voted the best player in the Kenyan Premier League in 2011. The Kenya Pipeline setter is married to Andrew Sayer.

3. Sylvia Tanya Atieno Brunlehner (Swimming) – Born in 1994 Sylvia Atieno has represented Kenya at several competitions. Although she holds a German passport, she continues to hold most Kenyan records in the freestyle, backstroke and butterfly sprints. Her main events are 50m freestyle, 100m freestyle, 50m backstroke and 50m butterfly.

4. Brackides Agala (Volleyball) – The national women volleyball team captain currently plays for French top flight side Chamalières. Her local club is Kenya Prisons and she has also had stints in Japan and Greece. Early this year, a video of Agala leading her teammates in a jig after winning the African Cup of Nations went viral on social media.

5. Josephine Achieng Owino (Basketball) – Born in Mombasa, the former Mombasa High School student made history by becoming the first Kenyan professional basketball player to ever play in WNBA, when she joined Washington Mystics in 2009. Owino was Commercial Bank and Kenya Ports Authority in the Kenyan league, before moving to the US.

6. Naomi Wafula (Golf) – Barely 17 years old, the form three student at Makini School is the hottest and most talented female Kenyan golfer. Among her numerous awards are the 2011 SOYA Award trophy, the All Africa Challenge (Junior) Trophy (AACT) that she won in Botswana in 2012, and the 2013 JGF (Junior Golf Foundation) Top Girl of the Year

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LIST OF THE WORST SCHOOL FIRES IN KENYA THAT SHOCKED THE WHOLE NATION

It happens every other month especially when exams are about to start. The fires start in the dormitories when everyone is asleep. It is rare to hear that a classroom caught fire.

What is causing the fires in our schools? That is the hard question, but it seems no one has the answer.

Is it that most schools on Kenya have no capacity to handle emergencies? And have schools implemented the safety standards manual produced two years ago?

School managers and parents admit that some schools are sitting on a time bomb, incapable of dealing with any emergency.

Here are some of the worst fires that we have witnessed in our learning institutions.

1. Kyanguli Secondary School 2001
In March 2001, 58 students were burnt to death after fire razed their dormitory in Kyanguli mixed secondary school, in Machakos county. Twenty eight others were seriously injured.

The fire had started in the early hours at the main boys dormitory of the mixed school.

2. Bombolulu Girls Secondary School 1998

Twenty six girls died in Bombolulu girls secondary school near Mazeras, Kwale County.

Reports indicated that all the students who died were in an overcrowded dormitory of about 130 students.

It was also said that one of the two doors to the dormitory was locked from the outside and all of its ten windows were barred. There were also no fire extinguishers.

It said some of the girls were killed in a stampede as they tried to escape through two narrow doors.

The school has now been renamed Mazeras Memorial girl’s school.

Ironicaly the school was closed indefinitely last year after another fire razed down a dormitory. Although no student was injured, the incident reignited memories of that fatal night.

3. Asumbi Girls Boarding Primary School 2012

In August 2012, eight pupils of Asumbi girls boarding Primary School in Homa Bay County, died after a fire razed their dormitory.

The young girls were burnt beyond recognition in a fire believed to have been caused by an electricity fault.

The dormitory had its windows grilled with wire mesh and had no emergency exit.

The dormitory is said to have been locked from outside making hard for the pupils to escape or get immediate help.

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HERE ARE THE 10 WORST TYPES OF LADIES TO DATE IN NAIROBI....TRY TO AVOID NO. 4 AND 10 AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

Dating is kind of like travelling abroad: at first it’s exciting but then you start waking up in weird-smelling places, run out of money, and realize that you don’t know what the hell you’re doing. Specifically, when you’re dating women in Nairobi, you’re liable to notice some common threads running through the local dating pool. From the highest of high maintenance to borderline train-wrecks.

These are the 10 worst types of chics to date in Nairobi.


1. The “One of the Guys” Chick
Place of residence: Donholm, South B or Rongai

Her life: She has too many male friends. She says stuff like “mzito,” “buda,” and “ngori.” She knows how to open a beer bottle with her teeth, because she grew up with five brothers. She listens to Young Thug and thinks that Khaligraph is super handsome.

Your first date: You don’t have to take her anywhere. She comes to your place, you eat lunch or supper then you b@'ng continuously. She tells you she doesn’t like CDs so you b@'ng her r@'w anyway coz her @'ss and t1tties are too fine

The inevitable breakup: She gives you an S'TD or you eventually get jealous and uncomfortable coz of her legions of male buddies who you suspect are also sm@'shing her.

2. The Fame Seeker
Place of residence: A cheap servants quarter in one of Nairobi’s posh estates

Her Life: She’s an upcoming singer, model. Radio presenter, actor or video vixen.

Your first date: Some expensive restaurant in Westlands or at a coffee shop in a mall. She probably told you she doesn’t do cheap stuff. You end up spending about 3k on the date yet she refuses to give you the g00dies the same day. You still decide to hold on to her because she is h0't and has style

The inevitable breakup: She starts catching feelings when she realizes you are doing better in your career yet you aren’t helping her develop hers in any way. She eventually quits to hook up with a big shot somewhere

3. The Intern
Place of residence : Still lives with her parents or is renting a place with two of her friends along Thika Road

Her life: She dresses nicely despite not getting paid. She loves her job so much and is looking to get hired at the same company after she finishes her intern-ship.

Your first date: She meets you in town after she finishes up work at 5pm. You’re super impressed by how well she keeps her appearance, she talks about work a lot, but you think her glasses are hot. Surprisingly, she likes her booze and you finish up the night buying Guarana for her at one of the lounges.

The inevitable breakup: She gets hired and shortly after she starts asking you about your career plans. She starts being unavailable quite often. You later learn that she’s b@'nging one of her bosses. That’s why she got a job so quickly.4. The ‘fresh outta high school’ chic
Place of residence: Any hood (with her parents , auntie or bigger sister)

Her life: She is excited about joining campus soon. She also has a lot of free time on her hands hence she wants to have fun.

Your first date: Brunch at Chicken Inn or Coldstone. You watch nervously as she orders expensive meals yet your pockets are dry. She tells you about her ex-boyfriend’s guitar and that she has a crush on Willy Paul. She agrees to sh@'g on the second date and you invite her to your place or one of your boys’ places for a r0'mp.

The inevitable breakup: You realize she’s too childish and that all the things she’s excited about are things that you did a long time ago.


5. The Party Girl
Neighborhood: Roysambu. Zimmerman or Umoja

Her life: She does nothing special with her life. She’s either an average student in college or an average employee at work. She still believes that she’ll find a nice rich guy to marry her and take care of all her problems. She gets sick quite often too because her white blood cells are too dirunk to fight diseases.

Your first date: You go to Skyluxx or your estate club on a Monday night and proceed to get wasted. Then you chipo her

The inevitable breakup: You get tired of getting wasted every weeknight and having to buy a mzinga every time she’s coming over to your place. You break up with her and she seems to take it a little too well. She just doesn’t care.

6. The younger cougar
Neighborhood: One of the posh estates in Nairobi

Her life: She is in her late twenties or early thirties but eager for the sug@r mummy life because she has money. She has a husband who works far away or she probably got divorced. She is a busy woman with a high ranking role somewhere but has no social life. She thus spends her free time f@pping and hunting for young boys

Your first date: She invites you to her place since she’s too h0'rny to go on d@tes first and have s3'x later. She sends her kids to their auntie when you are about to come. She cooks for you and p0'unces on you before you even finish the meal. She then demands 10 r0'unds and doesn’t care that you are tired.

The inevitable breakup: She tries too hard to control you like a child. She insists on you coming over whenever she calls you. Her possessiveness suffocates you hence you decide to quit. She then takes back everything she ever bought you.7. The feminist
Place of residence: Hurlingham, Valley Arcade or living with her parents

Her life: She doesn’t trust men anymore. She’s gone through too many heartbreaks. Some dude probably made her pr3gnant and ran away so she kept the baby or ab0rted. She’s h0't and has a cool job but she doesn’t get l@'id a lot. She believes in equal rights for both genders. She probably spends most of her days being bitter at nothing.

Your first date: A traditional date at a coffee shop where she asks you too many questions to vet you. She makes you take her on like 10 other dates before she even lets you k1ss her. During s3'x, you find out that she is not even good enough. She accidentally bites you while giving you a BJ

The inevitable breakup: She refuses to cook or do anything for you while expecting you to still spend tons of money on her just because she’s giving you the pun@ni. You get fed up and dump her

8. The chic with no life
Place of residence: a campus hostel somewhere

Her life: She’s probably a student with nothing else to do apart from studying and eating. This type of woman insists that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else. If you suggest that she should h00k up with her g1rlfriends while you go watch the game with your friends, you will probably be faced with a two-hour argument during which she’ll ask you if you still love her about a thousand times

The first date: She’ll be super excited and talk too much especially if you are working. She’ll also let you sh@'g her on the same day you meet her so long as you push for it.

The inevitable breakup: She starts pressuring you to help her get a job and take her out every weekend. You end up fleeing without even telling her.



9. The hot but dumb chic
Place of residence: a bed sitter costing 12k. (she doesn’t know you can get cheaper ones elsewhere)

Her life: She looks good but she’s ignorant about a lot of things. Conversations with her aren’t exactly “st1mulating.” As you have to keep explaining lots of stuff like a Maths teacher. .

Your first date: Anywhere in town so long as you show up looking nice. You don’t have to go to great lengths to come up with interesting topics of conversation since she’s a b1mbo. You can have s3'x with her on the first day too

The inevitable breakup: When it comes to a serious relationship, you’ll definitely lose interest faster than she can say “What does ‘CEO’ mean?”

10. The chic with rich parents
Place of residence: At home or some campus hostel that she was forced to live in by her parents so that she learns the hard life

Her life: A high maintenance chick. If she breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you’re doing to take her to the nail salon immediately. There’s no way she’ll go to the pub to have a beer and watch the game; only the trendiest venues will do. Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one.

Not only will she constantly keep you busy taking care of her every need, the rich chic can also cost you a pretty penny. Although she’s not necessarily after your money she has expensive taste, and expects you to shower her with nice things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis

Your first date Some expensive place where you spend a huge sum but she’s till not impressed

The inevitable breakup: You give up wen you realize she’s going to make you poor soon.

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THEY ACQUIRED IT!!! 8 FAMOUS CELEBRITIES WHO CONFESSED THEY WERE HIV POSITIVE AND HOW THEY ACQUIRED IT!!!

You pay a price for being a celebrity, they say. This assertion is true.

Despite the status coming with fame, money, regard and preferential treatment at social facilities and functions, you kiss goodbye to your private life; and forget your privacy on matters love, interactions, shopping or even health – where health could include your HIV status.

Popular celebrities have since July 25, 1985 chosen to go public about their HIV status, with at least eight admitting they have HIV – the human immunodeficiency virus that can, but doesn’t necessarily, develop into AIDS.

The following stars came forward and said they are HIV- positive; notwithstanding the stigma associated with the virus.1. Charlie Sheen

He is certainly not the first celebrity to contract HIV or AIDS, but the latest to come out.

Charlie Sheen revealed he was diagnosed and tested HIV – positive in an interview on the ‘Today Show’ on Tuesday (November 17, 2015).

The 50-year-old actor sat down with Matt Lauer and opened up about learning of the diagnosis four years ago.

“I would like to admit that I am in fact HIV – positive,” he told Lauer. “I have to put a stop to this onslaught, this barrage of attacks and of sub-truths and very harmful and mercurial stories that are about me, that threaten the health of so many others and that couldn’t be further from the truth.”

Sheen went on to say he told those he thought he could trust at the time, but was mistaken, saying he paid out millions of dollars to people in order to keep his diagnosis a secret.

2. Rock Hudson

Rock Hudson was the first celebrity to go public as having the illness on July 25, 1985.

The actor, who died in October 2 that year aged 59, helped many other celebrities to come forward with their HIV status.

The Pillow Talk star was a closeted ga'y man when he contracted HIV. He was diagnosed on June 5, 1984 and months before he died revealed he was suffering from AIDS.


3. Earvin ‘Magic’ Johnson

The former Los Angeles (LA) Lakers star retired at the peak of his career in 1991, divulging that he was HIV positive.

Johnson has never disclosed who transmitted the virus to him other than it was a woman he had unpr0tected s3'x with.

In coming forward, he helped change the perception that HIV was a “ga'y disease”. The now 56-year-old has also shown that HIV is no longer a death sentence.



4. Freddie Mercury

According to Mercury’s partner Jim Hutton, the Queen frontman was diagnosed with AIDS shortly before Easter in 1987. He was later hounded by the media who noticed his ill health.

On November 23, 1991 he released a statement saying “I wish to confirm that I have been tested HIV positive and have AIDS. I felt it correct to keep this information private to date to protect the privacy of those around me.

“However, the time has come now for my friends and fans around the world to know the truth and I hope that everyone will join with me, my doctors and all those worldwide in the fight against this terrible disease.”

A little more than 24 hours after issuing that statement, Mercury died at the age of 45 from bronchial pneumonia resulting from AIDS.

5. Eazy-E

On February 24, 1995, the rapper, born Eric Wright, went to hospital believing to be suffering from asthma. Instead, he was diagnosed with AIDS.

He said he had lost his v1rg1n1ty at the age of 12 and had seven children with six different women. On March 26, 1995, a month after his diagnosis, he died aged 30. He refused to be disgraced by his illness in a statement prior to his death.

“I just feel that I’ve got thousands and thousands of young fans that have to learn about what’s real when it comes to AIDS. Like the others before me, I would like to turn my own problem into something good that will reach out to all my homeboys and their kin. Because I want to save them before it’s too late,” he said.

6. Arthur Ashe

Arthur Ashe was a renowned tennis player. He became the first black man to win in singles at Wimbledon and the US Open.

In the 1980s Ashe contracted HIV through a blood transfusion. He announced that he had AIDS in April 1992 and started working to help others with AIDS and HIV.

He died of AIDS-related pneumonia on February 6, 1993.



7. Greg Louganis

The Olympic gold medalist shocked many in his 1996 autobiography when he came out both as a h0m0s3xual and as a person living with HIV.

He tested positive for HIV in 1988. He has been an activist for raising awareness around the virus and married his partner Johnny Chaillot in October 2013.






8. Liberace

The piano man died in 1987 determined to keep his battle with AIDS a secret.

His doctor said he suffered cardiac arrest due to heart failure.

However, the coroner later delivered the bombshell that the singer died of pneumonia-related complications resulting from AIDS.

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MEN: 10 SIGNS THAT A WOMAN BADLY WANTS S'EX FROM YOU...READ AND SAVE HER!

It's a universally accepted fact that women are complicated, confusing beings who, in spite of talking incessantly, rely a lot on non-verbal communication to convey their inner-most thoughts. So it's left to you to unravel the mystery of their look, sigh or grump.

Since they manage to take the same trait into the bedroom and you might find yourself befuddled at her reactions, wondering if she's rubbing up against you out of extreme desire or as a distraction tactic to get you to stop doing what you're doing. We help you decode her subtle body language in bed, so you're abreast of whether you're doing it right or need to up your ante. If you manage to read your cues right, you'll be suitable rewarded and her body will display overall signs of arousal that can't be faked. Here are a few:

In her arms

If instead of holding you, her arms are held close to her body, there might be a little something going on, you should take note of. In some positions she might need her arms to support her weight, but in most cases, if she's consciously holding her arms close, she is clearly not letting go with wild abandon. She shouldn't want to be covering herself up. If however, they're above your or her head, on your chest, splayed out on the sheets or held out on either side, it's her way of telling you, she's comfortable with where she is and there's no need to hold back.

Breathing heavy
This is usually a dead give away and impossible to mask or fake. As the body is excited and turned on, the breath becomes more urgent and rapid. Involuntary moans are made as air rapidly makes its way through her vocal chords. The heart rate increases as the body prepares for an orgasm, making her internal organs demand more oxygen. A thumping heart rate and urgent breathing should let you know that you're on the right track. However, if immediately after a big orgasm, she's back to a slow restful pace of breath, you just witnessed a big show.


Writhing heights
When a body enthusiastically responds to another, it urges for proximity. If she's grinding or pushing herself against you, trying to hold or hug you, her body language is as inviting as it gets. Curling toes are another good indicator, but try to catch a glance offhand. If the motion is subconscious, it's probably genuine. If however, she's lying there waiting for you to do all the hard work, there's probably a little that's happening in terms of arousal for her. You need to regroup and restart. Try changing positions or focus on her erogenous zones to get her attention.

Hip action

A little known secret about good sex is that it's tremendously synchronized. The way the bodies were designed, they were meant to move repeatedly in the same motion until both achieved a climax. So if you find her matching your moves, you've hit the right notes and just need to make it to the finish line. Sometimes it takes a little time to get in sync but if you don't see it happening, chances are that her body is telling you it wants something else, another position perhaps. Wait for her to respond with the same intensity.

In the deep
Once you are in the zone and aiming for the finish, given the sensitivity of organs involved, you should be able to feel her strong internal muscles act against yours. With spasms and some amount of clenching, you'll get a good idea of how well you're doing. However, don't use it as a benchmark since not all women have the same amount of control over their kegel muscles. Some amount of contraction and relaxation that you may feel could be for her own pleasure, but pay close attention to what her overall intensity is telling you.

What works for one woman may never work for another but the idea is to be attuned to the feedback her body language is giving you. If you feel like you're not in sync, pause and try something new. Avoid sticking to a routine or becoming predictable. Spice things up with experimentation, teasing and tantalizing your partner and keep an eye out for fake moans and forced emotions.

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THE REAL NAMES OF SOME KENYAN CELEBS WILL SHOCK YOU...CHECK THEM OUT BELOW

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  Psst! “Have you heard what Fred Kageni said this morning?” Such a question would easily be ignored by most Kenyans. But revise it to “have you heard what Maina Kageni said this morning?” and you are certain to get numerous answers   
• OJ - Dennis Mugo
• Maina Kageni - Fred Kageni
• Omosh - Peter Kinuthia
• Njugush - Hezekiah Njuguna
• Miss Morgan - Angel Waruinge
• Juliani - Julius Owino
• Shiro wa GP - Mary Wanjiru
• Octopizzo - Henry Ohanga
• Nonini - Hurbert Kavaluku Nakitare
• Jua Cali - Paul Julius Nunda
• Calvo Mistari - Calvin Kirimba
• Naliaka (Papa Shirandula) - Daisy Odeko
• Kriss Darling - Chris Odhiambo
• Frasha - Francis Hamisi
• Kaligraph - Khaligraph Jones
• Jay A - Juma Ali
• Size 8 - Linet Munyali
• Jaguar - Charles Njagua
• Nyota Ndogo - Mwanaisha Abdalla
• Chikuzee Suleiman - Chikuku Abdalla
• Tiera Gee - Stephanie Khatiera
• DJ Soxxy - Jackson Kamau
• DJ Krowbar - Fredrick Karumba
• DJ Kalonje - George Waweru
• DJ Mo - Sammy Muraya
• Kawiira - Joy Karambu
• Teacher Wanjiku - Caroline Wanjiku
• Awinja - Jacky Vike
• Mwamba - Peter Muriithi Maina
• Selina - Catherine Kamau
• Olive - Idah Wanyoike
• Mr Seed - Moses Tarus Omondi
• MC Jessy - Jasper Mwangi
• DJ Nruff - Rodney Afande
• DJ Joe Mfalme - Joseph Mwenda Munoru
• DJ Protogee - Yoram Mwangi
• Shix Kapienga - Wanjiku Karanja
• Govi - Malik Lemuel
• Baha - Kamau Mbaya
• Socialite Shaniqua - Kelvin Mwangi

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