So you have had a p3'nis all you life and you think you know it all? Or
you are a woman and you are just a d1'ck enthusiast. Inspired by Pulse, here are some facts you probably did not know
1. There are gr0wers and there are sh0wers
While some men might look quite hung in their Calvin Klein’s
tightie-whities and some might look..well…not so end'0w3d; research
shows that the true size of an er'3ct p3'nis cannot be told from
the slee'ping p3'nis. In fact the bigger a p3'nis looks when asle'ep,
the less percentage increase it will have when st@nding. So ladies,
don’t judge a book by its cover.
2. It shri'nks if unused
If you are a guy and you aren’t getting s0'me, it is advisable to whip
out that Vaseline and your trusted right hand because science has
certified that if you do not use it, you will lose it. The smooth
muscles in your p3'nis require oxygen from blood that rushes to the
p3'nis during er3'ction to avoid shri'nkage. Now you know.
4. The p3'nis can break even though it has no bones
P3'nis trauma is a real thing even though humans are the only primates
with no bones in our p3'nis. It mostly happens durng s3'x so please be
careful with the cowgirl position as it is most likely to happen in that
motion.
5. The p3'nis can stand in the w0mb and the t0mb
Last but not least, yes, the p3'nis truly has a mind of its own. You can
have an e3'cti0n in the womb and in your tomb. Without even thinking of
it blood can flow down your lifeless body and into the arteries and
other vessels responsible for er3'cting the p3'nis. Hopefully it
wouldn’t betray you at your open casket funeral.
Friday, 29 April 2016
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MEN THIS IS A MUST READ,,, HERE ARE 5 SHOCKING FACTS ABOUT THE P3'NIS THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW...NO. 4 & 5 ARE JUST UNBELIEVABLE
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