BREAKING NEWS: Larry Madowo Proposes Live On Air

They say love brings up emotions that run the gamut from agony to ecstasy. Love can inspire us to accomplish some of the craziest and most amazing feats. Luckily, some the world's greatest artists, poets, musicians and hopeless romantics have managed to articulate the magic of love using words so simple and perfect,
Some have expressed love in the most unusual of places. Countless girls are waiting for their mate to pop the question, and countless guys are freaking out over how they will ask. Not Larry Madowo though. That’s right. It came as a huge surprise when Kenya’s most popular journalist proposed live on air. Who ever thought that the man who said he’s not dating or planning to date any time soon could pull off such a boss move? No one. If you did, you need to start a new career as a prophet or betting consultant.
Of late, Kenyan celebrities have embraced the trend of surprise weddings and proposals, but no one ever imagined that the latest inductee into the ‘Hall of Matrimonial Bliss’ would be one Larry Madowo
Anyway, I am happy for him for finding a woman worth spending the rest of his life with. I often refer to marriage-worthy women as Leprecorns because they’re so rare in Kenya nowadays. It’s like finding the offspring of two mythical creatures.
Sources close to Larry claim that his new fiancé is the perfect woman. She’s Kikuyu too (Yea..everyone s marrying Kikuyu women nowadays). And she is darkskin. So all you lightskin babes can shut it and cry with your teddy bears for being ignored by one of the greats once again.
By the way, have you ever noticed that it’s the beta herbs and guys who are not known to be good with women that always seem to find the marriageable ladies, while players like Prezzo keep dating the same old skanks and getting old without settling down? That’s because players suffer from selection bias, which means they only pursue women that are interested in quick sex. As a result, their view of the opposite gender becomes skewed. I fear I might be in that category. I need to get out and propose soon like Larry
So yeah, last Friday on the Trending Topics segment of The Trend, Larry proposed to panelist Ciru Muriuki that Kenyans should leave people’s marriages alone. This was after bloggers had shamelessly scrutinized the past of Bob Collymore’s new wife Wambui Kamiru. And guess what? Ciru agreed. She said YES. She said that Kenyans indeed need to stop doing that. Who said anything about him getting down on one knee and popping a ring? Not me. He proposed an idea. Not marriage. I don’t agree with him but let’s wait and see what Larry will propose next Friday.
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