10 Nairobi Estates With Stinking Reputations. Number 5 Is A Hotspot For Cheap Shagsmondo Kamba Prostitutes (Photos)

Each hood in Nairobi is known for this and that either good or bad. We are focusing on the stinking reputations of each estate!
Most residential areas highlighted in this article are havens for middle class Nairobians who are the loudest of all social strata.
10 hoods have been sampled based on what we have heard on media and hearsay from residents dwelling there.
1. Kayole

Khaligraph Jone’s hood was top of the list for places with most cases of crime in the city. Kayole is a high risk location in Nairobi where you are likely to fall prey to rape and sexual violence, that’s according to a report released by Medicins San Frontieres (MSF).
And violent crimes? That one si ya kusema!

2. Kahawa Wendani

Bedbugs have infested that hood! Three out of five people from Kahawa Wendani have either fought bedbug infestation or they are still fighting to eradicate the bloodsucking parasitic insect. Even nanii from Ghafla! office was forced to vacate his house due to bed bugs.

3. Buruburu

All know-it-all Nairobians come from Buruburu. Buruburians come up with the latest words and phrases in sheng and they are the most ratchet lot. In Buruburu will you find more than two lovebirds getting cozy at the same spot.

4. Dandora

Apart from producing hardcore hip hopers like Kalamashaka, hip hop city has the most noxious air to breathe in the whole of Nairobi. The foul-smell that greets you when you set your foot in Dandora…

5. Pipeline

This hood records the lowest cases of crimes, who would dare steal from a Mkamba anyway! But prostitution though. Talk of those cheap yellow skin hookers who speak with a heavy mother tongue accent then Pipeline is where to find them.

6. Langata

Don’t know why socialites love this hood! They are either staying in Langata or they love hanging out there, Vanessa Chettle and Corazon Kwamboka stay there. Other socialites too have made Langata their favorite hangout.

7. Umoja

I don’t know whether water shortage in Umoja is the reason why Umoinner touts and other makangas operating matatus in Umoja don’t bath. Every time you hear a tout being washed forcefully in public they are from Umoja.

8. Donholm

Men from Doni like vibing women in matatus. Whenever they are seated with a lady all they think of is hitting on them. More often they start by offering to pay their fare!

9. Komarock

Every chick from Koma seems to have the phone number of matatu drivers and touts. If you are a man try sitting in the front seat of any Komarock matatu and see how the driver will send you back. The front seats are reserved for girls.

10. Eastleigh

Every wall in Eastleigh is a urinal spot for men. Eastleigh men have no taste for hygiene; spitting saliva and crunched miraa uncontrollably, and peeing everywhere are a common phenomena in Eastleigh.