20 bob can hitch you a
ride from Westy to town after a heavy night out just in case your
friends leave you in the club because you just couldn’t let go of that
fine girl seated at the counter. The same 20 bob can also get you some
Mutura at your local after a long day of tarmacking looking for a job.
The same 20 bob can
also earn you forgiveness from your kid sister when you buy her a
lollipop on your way from work in the evening and save your marriage by
making that last call; you know that call which reminds her of your
younger days living wild and free. It
can also save your job if you know a thing or two about kissing ass
when you call him and apologize profusely vowing not to make the mistake
again.
20 bob can also buy
you 4 of those ginger biscuits sold in town by street vendors; gaaad
those things are sweet. It can also get you mahindi choma for you and
your date if she just landed from Uasin Gishu that is and she clearly
doesn’t know where Dusit 2 is.
Did I also mention
that 20 bob can get you at least an hour in a public toilet just in case
a massive invasion of chronic diarrhea decides to attack in the middle
of the streets of Nairobi? Do you also known the same 20 bob can be used
to bribe your way into the club when the bouncer decides to make an
embarrassment out of you? Okay, maybe in downtown clubs.
Last but not least,
the same 20 bob can get Unliminet 20 from Airtel which I can guarantee
just revolutionizes your mobile phone experience. It
first of all guarantees you 20 MB of data thus you can keep up with
your friends on whatsapp while catching up on all the latest gossip on
instagram.
It also gives you 8
minutes of free talk time and 20 SMS’s across all networks. Now come on,
with that you are sorted. With that you can even holla at Sanaipei
Tande; I heard she’s rolling solo nowadays.
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