When Human Resource places condoms in office washrooms, they all
vanish in an hour. But you think Nairobians are using them? Hell no! A
survey conducted by UNAIDs revealed that most new couples only use
protection on the first two days after hooking up and then bang! they
are going ‘skin-on-skin’ like rabbits.
If you think they visited a VCT first, you are crazy. Nairobians simply hate condoms…
So what exactly makes Nairobians lose their guard when it comes to
s3x? Here are some of the lame excuses of doing it without a condom;
1. Babe, I’m clean This is the most common reason that people use to justify unprotected s3x.
“The guilty ones are always scared. When a man feels the need to
inform you that he is clean even without you questioning him, then, it’s
time for you to run!” …..
2. Come on babe, raw is sweeter>> Most couples
believe that using a condom kills the thrill. They argue it is like
wearing a paper bag. Some men will argue they can’t even ejaculate when
the rubber is on. In effort to please the men, some poor ladies will buy
this line and go ‘condomless’.
3. No repercussions yet? Let’s do it again! Couples
who spoke to The Nairobian claimed that after having unprotected sex
and one doesn’t become pregnant or gets infected, then, there is always
that ‘relief feel’. It is easy to go back to the cookie jar, again! ”
After doing it once with no consequence, individuals get braver or
downright reckless.
4. Too drunk to care After a night of drowning vodka shots, most men will not remember to wear a condom, leave alone the name of their chips funga.
5. A baby is unity, right? Most women confessed to engaging in unprotected sex to ‘trap’ a man with a baby.
When the biological clock is ticking and there is no man in the
horizon, then, most women will try their luck with any man that comes
their way.
6. No blood samples, quick visual HIV test will do
Despite the many HIV trainings that most Nairobians attend most couples
still believe they can ‘visually’ detect someone who is HIV positive or
not.
7. Don’t you love me? There is a joke that goes
like; “If a man tells you he loves you and he hasn’t had organic sex
with you, he’s lying.” Whether there is any truth in it, that’s
debatable.
8. It is midnight, the shops are closed .. Have you
ever been at the heat of a moment that you had not even planned for only
to realise that the last packet of condoms was ‘borrowed’ by a friend?
It is midnight and you live in Muchatha where shops are closed as early
as 6pm.
9. Oops, just happened! Accidents do happen, even in
bed! Most Nairobians argue that whenever they have unprotected sex, it
was err…an accident! Some will blame the devil or say they were carried
away and couldn’t say no. “Sometimes it’s totally unplanned for. Your
partner won’t just stop. There is no turning back at that moment,”
10. Too much of a hustle its tedious especially for
older men to peel off a condom and make out with a woman at the same
time. They risk losing the erection and will have to start all over
again!
Saturday, 16 April 2016
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EXPOSED: WHY We HATE to use CONDOMS, Nairobians tells it all!
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