Not entirely.
You see, many years ago, i was never good with women. I could only manage to have one girlfriend at a time then worship her like she was Budha's statue at a temple in Bangladesh. I was a corkscrew in a Swiss Army Knife. If there was one thing i knew, it was how to pedestalize girls. But i got fed of that and committed myself to learning and seduction. With time, I was able to graduate to the league of punani-conquering gentlemen. I learned my strengths and fed them even further.
For example, I always have that innocent look on my face that makes women trust me. I look harmless hence women let down their guard while next to me. So i always manage to bang lots of decent focussed girls that usually reject players and bad boys. I also have brilliant text game. I guess it's coz of my writing skills. Many times, i score a sex date just through a few well written texts.
So yeah, through the years, i underwent a metamorphosis from nerd to pussy champion. By 2015, i was now a relentless seducer, dominating every avenue imaginable. By the beginning of 2016 i was banging n banging. The rest? Fuck it. I had only one singular purpose in life: women, women and more women.
I would become disappointed in myself if i didn’t bang at least three different chicks a week. I would see it as a failure. I banged so many girls that i had to prioritize which ones i would write about in Etemesi’s Tales. Women had become easy to pick up and sleep with.
But then i realized that in turning “alpha,” I’d become something just as pathetic as the guy who can't do it all. I had become a pedestalizer of punani a slave to the very notion of thighs, titties and ‘cumming’. Fortunately, most of that is in the past of now. I understand now that punani should not be a man's life purpose.
Relax, i am not quitting the game. I can never quit game. I will give girls orgasms till the day i am 90 years old and even viagra can't do the magic for me. Even if i become the Pope, i will bang all virgin nuns on planet earth.
I am just saying that for two months, i almost got addicted to vagina and forgot my other life goals. But i regulated myself before things went too far. Nowadays, i try to limit myself to one new girl every week. The other days, i am working hard and trying to be a legendary writer and entrepreneur. It's not easy since i also get groupies from time to time who are like ‘Etemesi i like your articles' , and i just know they want the luhya rod in my boxers. But it's okay for women to want a piece of greatness.
Anyway, despite all that, I still manage to balance my life and i want every other guy to do so too. Whether you are a celeb, a gifted seducer or just a thirsty knight, you should avoid getting lost in punani. Or maybe you are already lost and want to get out. Here are some signs you might be addicted to getting laid
You postpone important things in order to bang a girl
This past weekend, i met a very influential Nigerian producer at Maasai Mara. He happens to be one of the top dogs at Marvin Records which is owned by Don Jazzy. I had gone to a funeral of relative near Narok, so me and my cousins decided to hit the Mara after that coz i had a free retreat voucher for 10 people that was going to expire in two days.
The oga guy told us an interesting story of how he wanted to work with a popular Kenyan rapper (name withheld as per his request) but when he called the famous fella and introduced himself, the fella said he was busy and would call back later. The problem was that this rapper forgot to hang up the phone. Seconds later, the Nigerian producer heard people moaning on the other side of the line. Apparently, the rapper was banging a girl. Can you believe that? He postponed a business talk with a top dog of Marvin Records so just he could bang a girl.
The Nigerian lamented how he was so pissed that he cancelled every plans he had with the rapper. That's a life-changing opportunity lost just coz of love for punani.
There’s an important lesson to learn from this. Everything in moderation: Always go by your schedule, not hers. Remember, two hours of hard work or planning is more important than twenty minutes with Njeri. If you find yourself constantly postponing or procrastinating on P1 tasks to accommodate the schedule of girls, then you’re in the red and it’s time to make a change.
You are a scavenger in the club
Here are the mannerisms of a club scavenger: he hits the club with a buddy or two, and as soon as everyone pays the entrance fee… BREAK. They split into one-man search parties, flashlights out and on the hunt for one thing only: isolated or drunk punani.
While some people are there to enjoy the scene, the scavenger’s purpose is very different; he will have enjoyed himself only if he manages to chips funga. Otherwise the night was a failure, a waste of time, money, and especially dignity.
You dive in raw
This is something i rarely do. And even if i do, i always insists of tests. Going raw with randos is the worst (and most dangerous) indicator of a man totally enslaved by his sex desire. What you’re saying when you forego condoms with a chick you just met is that the momentary dopamine fill is worth more than your past, present, and future life combined.
WRAP IT UP. Yes, easier said than done in the moment of passion and pleasure. But your life is about more than pleasure, remember? Going raw with a random chick is like swimming into the bottom of an ocean without an oxygen mask. You might be great at holding your breath but it will only be a matter of time before your lungs will fail you.
You bang without regard to potential consequences
You’re out of control. Your wife is upstairs and you are banging her best friend on the couch. It isn’t enough to have sex with a co-worker; you have to do it on your boss’s desk. You just spent your half of your loan chums on women, or you just spent 5k on a date yet you earn 20k.
If you are doing things that are going to screw you over in the future, and you KNOW they are going to screw you over in the future, then your sex life has crossed the line and is now officially a problem.
You masturbate all the time
And I do mean all the time. You do it in the morning, you do it on your lunch break, and you do it before you go to sleep. The fuck you even masturbate after seeing Lilian Muli's thighs on TV. You even masturbate right after sex—with my partner passed out next to you. It’s just a sign that there are some issues, not a judgment. Do what you do. But if you have some of these other signs and you are rubbing your ‘D’ off 10 to 20 times a week, then you’re a sex addict
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