5 Reasons Why Luo And Luhya Women Have Big Peachy Buttocks

Someone recently asked me, “Etemesi, mbona nyinyi Ghafla huandika ju ya matako sana. Hamuwezi andika inspirational articles?” Well…..trust me, I would love to write about global warming and how to eradicate poverty sometimes. But the number of people who read such kind of stuff is very low. We are a business so we can’t target the minority. We target the majority so as to make more money.
You have clicked on this article because you don’t want to be told about global warming. You want to be told about ass. And it’s okay. You are not alone. You will never thirst alone. There are thousands like you out there and there’s nothing wrong with that. It’s not anyone’s fault that our nation is rocketing towards Gomorrah like a fat kid on a water slide. The President can’t prevent you from loving ass can he? Neither can your mama
So shall we begin?
If you are a Kikuyu lady, look away. ASS-ume you didn’t see this. Plus women form those other counties whose asses look like the surface of a high school desk. Mimi sitawataja.
There are reasons why Luo and Luhya women are known to provide a butt buffet for Kenya’s populace. These reasons veer bounce between religion and science. Here is why
It’s all because of fair allocation by the creator
It’s said that God doesn’t give you everything. That’s why it isn’t uncommon to find lots of hot women with low IQs. So when God was distributing resources in Kenya, he chose to give Kikuyu omen pretty faces, But He also chose to deny them great asses and preffered allocating this precious recourse to Luhya and Luo women instead. In the end, everyone got something and either ended up happy or jealous. .
Luo and Luhya women have big butts because they focus on having more babies
Allow me to elaborate like a professor, since i hold a Masters degree in Spanking Arts. According to science, a lady’s buttocks are composed of three muscle groups -- gluteus maximus, gluteus medius and gluteus minimus. These are collectively called the glutes. These muscles attach to her pelvic bone. The shape of her pelvis determines the general shape of her butt. A wider pelvis results in a wider rear end. Since Luo and Luhya women have been known to have more babies since medieval times, their pelvic areas have widened . This has also resulted in bigger asses
The fat under the skin, called subcutaneous fat, is also a critical factor. Luo and Luhya women have a greater percentage of body fat than women with flat pancake asses due to their higher estrogen levels. This reproductive hormone causes women to collect fat in the hips, buttocks and thighs during their numerous child-bearing years. Get it? No? me neither
 
.Luo and Luhya women don’t joke with food
While women from other tribes are known to toy with food, women from Western sides of the nation make sure the plate leaves the table while clean. You see, the layers of the ass mostly consists of fat and calorie deposits. If you don’t eat enough as a lady, your ass won’t grow and the little deposits that are in it will be used up by the body thus causing the derriere to shrink. Women need a healthy body weight to have adequate fat distribution in the buttocks.
Luo and Luhya women do plenty of housework
It’s theorized that Luo and Luhya women who mostly have a 45 degree curvature of the lower spine have come to acquire this figure because of constantly squatting on their haunches and foraging for food. This is unlike women from other tribes who prefer simple jobs or prefer hiring mboches to do the housework. Bigger asses result from better fitness at the job of gathering farm products, and other household objects while doing household chores.
Personality trait
Studies suggest that women, who have submissive and humility traits develop bigger curves at puberty. This doesn’t come as a surprise since most Luo and Luhya women are known to be humble and submissive to their husbands. Evolutionary theorists believe there is some connection between personality traits and butt size. Kinda true. Class is over students
Lemme go back to sleep now