The media largely speculated that the song was about the late Princess of Wales Diana but it wasn't. The song was about an aggressive,persistent and notorious groupie named Diana who slept with all celebrities and would ensnare all the members of all male bands in town for a night of pleasure.
Infact, ''Dirty Diana" was scheduled for a live 1988 performance at Wembley Stadium during the Bad World Tour; however, Jackson felt the song would be an insult to Diana, Princess of Wales, who was in attendance, so he had it removed. Even though the globally-revered Princess had personally asked him to perform the song backstage.
And now,we have our own Diana. And just like the one in Michael's hit song,she's dirty. And very dangerous.
She's Evelyn Wamuyu. That's her official Government names. Her friends call her Eva. She sometimes calls her wily self Queen Eve on social media. And sometimes Veeva. A play on 'Viva' and 'Eva'.
Eva is chocolate-skinned,young,shrewd,foxy,nubile,sultry and very street smart.
She is said to live in Nairobi's Donholm Estate with some other girls or her sister,no one really is sure. Eva is roughly 22/23. She drives a Blue Toyota Passo and she frequently parks it outside Nation Centre or across Club Tribeka which she frequents alot.
Eva is a Dirty Diana. Probably dirtier than the legendary Diana... She's been around the block,bedded many a male celebs,attends almost all gigs in two without fail,is a religious party thot,oscillates between event to event with the ease of a spider in a sticky Web and has been to the bed of way too many dudes. And some say,girls in this city.
You will find Eva at the DJ booth whispering some sweet nothings to the sweaty DJ, and then you will find her at the Club's balcony smoking her existence away,you will find her at the corner of the Club immersed in a deep conversation with your favorite comedian and the other minute you will find her around your estate,driving back home,carefree and hung over as fuck.
Make no mistake,Miss Veeva lives a life as fabulous as that of her legendary namesake and former First Lady of Argentina Eva Peron. And she has the receipts to back it up.
Chronology of Eva Wamuyu's Male Conquests.
Around September 2014- Dated Gospel singer
Around this time,Miss Veeva dated some Gospel singer whose popularity has since waned. The singer was rather popular back then and he had actually won a Groove Award or two. Blogs wrote about the two extensively. The Gospel guy denied dating the girl even after he appeared at the Red Carpet with her at the Bingwa Awards. It didn't last long. By December same year, Eva was gone. To the arms of another.
December 2014- Dated TV personality
Same year,the same girl was now warming the bed of a popular TV personality who had a show on KISS TV back then. We're not sure he's still on Kiss TV because no one watches KISS TV anymore. But he was the ish back then. He had the looks, he had just started to pop,he looked like he was making a tidy amount and wasn't always in the blogs. All the more reason why Eva went for the dude. He even once hosted her on his show to talk about fashion and such crap. As if we didn't all know he was banging her black and blue.
February 2015- Fling with Football Star
A football star who has recently been in the news for some very unsavory reasons was next in line. The particular star,who is said to be super rich and an avid lover of shisha and weed threw a huge party back then and Eva was in attendance. Eva wound later warm her way around the soccer bad boy eventually getting him to warm up to her,entertain her all night and leave for home with her. Nothing would be said of them after that. But there remains a photo of two of them cuddling at the wild bender.
February 2015 - Popular DJ
Same month,different man. Eva would move on from her soccer dude to some DJ with the speed of light. The DJ was then playing at Capital FM and was also playing on K24 over the weekends. He is still a very much-sought-after DJ as we speak today. And he is rarely in the news. He has played at Hakuna Matata and was one of the headliners for some huge event in Mombasa last year. Eva had a thing with this man. Would appear in clubs with him (he used to play at some club along Ngong Road alot) and would even lost photos of herself wearing the DJ's t-shirts with this image proudly emblazoned across the busty bust.
August 2015- Yet Another TV Personality
Eva would now graduate to yet another TV guy. And this one seemed to last. Until it didn't. The TV dude had a show on KTN and he would also be assigned many MC duties across town. Eva and the jamaa were inseparable back then. It was a tightly-knit affair. But the jamaa was a cheater too. Big time. In no time, he had part ways with KTN. And she would leave soon after. He wasn't fazed though. He left her like it didn't matter. Not that it did.
October 2015- Churchill Show Comedian
Almost all Churchill Show comics are some of the thirstiest maafakas alive. They'll date anything. And eat anything. Around this time, Eva would be seen at Clubs Tribeca,Mojos,iClub,Club Sevens and some other two clubs with some Churchill Show comic with shabby hair (sort of baby locks) with a little bright dye on top. The comic, who used to drive a black Toyota then, would make several appearances with the comic at the Churchill Show LIVE recording. And always had an assigned VIP seat. It seemed to last,this one. Until it didn't.
Early December 2015 - Married Radio Guy
A married radio guy famous for being a fisi and a cheater would then have a little fling with Eva at around this time. It was pretty brief and private But Ghafla can authoritatively state that it DID happen. The dude is said to be going through a bitter separation with his wife as we speak. We doubt it was caused by Eva. But we're sure she did play a part. He's stinking rich. And loves to travel. He did for sure take Eva out of town. Even out of the Country. And all of her girlfriends were fed all the details of the orgasmic trips around the World.She's very poor at keeping secrets,this Eva.
December 2015- Another Churchill Show Comic
These dudes love to share. And to pass girls around each other. And before long, little Miss Veeva was now in the warm hands of yet another Churchill Show comic who has since left the show to concentrate on his radio career. It was a brief one, this one. And because all Churchill Show comics hang around at the same place,she was back to visiting the Club Tribekas and iClubs and other CBD Clubs famous for weekly comics nights and Karaokes. She'd show up in the arms of the comic and even post photos of them together on some Instagram account that she since claims was hacked. It was beautiful. But messy. And awkward. But like all others, wasn't meant to last.
2016.... So Far, So Good...
She's been trying to keep a low profile. But still,she pops up in events and gigs and all that stuff. She's currently been linked to L Jay Maasai,the Gospel singer but there's no evidence tying the two together. You will certainly notice her in the clubs for the way she parties, the large gang of girls and cheap freeloaders she shows up with, the skimpy things she goes around herself,her raucous behavior in the club and that yummy face and tendency to snuggle close to them stars and celebrities, sneaking up on anyone famous and spending her number - and legs - around.
Up next are some of the girl's few pics. You recognize her now,don't you? Yeah sure! Go ahead and book her. She seems to be very available.
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